Supernatural Quotes

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Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Dean: *nods*
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

Sam: Kids are great.
Dean: Yeah I love kids.
Sam: Name three kids you actually know.
Dean : *scratches head*

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candycanes.

Sam: Burning the painting didn't get rid of it
Dean: Yeah, thankyou Captain Obvious

Submitted by Jesmica15

Dean: (talking about his dad) You know I love the guy but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.

Submitted by B.C.Conner

Sam: I swear man, you got to update your cassette tape collection
Dean: Why...?
Sam: Well for one, they are cassette tapes, and two.. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Mettalica? ...It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules Sammy, driver picks the music, shot gun shuts his cake hole.
Sam: You know, Sammy is a chubby 12 year old. It's Sam...okay?
Dean: Sorry, i can't hear you... musics too loud!

Submitted by KadPadackles

Sam: You know, maybe when the creature takes over she blacks out...
Dean: Like a REALLY hot incredible hulk?

Submitted by KadPadackles

Dean: We don't? Well, we should. You're my brother.
Sam: You're my brother.
Dean: Yeah!
Sam: You know, that's what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv.
Dean: Who?
Sam: Uh, my prom date. On prom night.
Dean: *under his breath* Yeah, that does kinda sound like me.

Submitted by Keziah14

Dean: Sam, check it out, it's Matt Damon.
Sam: Yeah, pretty sure that's not Matt Damon.
Dean: No, it is.
Sam: Well Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping.

Submitted by Keziah14

Sam: Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.

Submitted by Jackle

Sam: This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.
Dean: I don’t know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?

Submitted by Jackle

Ronald: I knew it. As soon as you two left. You ain't FBI. Who are you? Who are you working for, huh? The men in black? You working for the mandroid?
Sam: We're not working for the mandroid!